Dear Mr. Jeff Kinney, author of "Diary of A Wimpy Kid."
Two days ago we purchased your book from the school book fair.
I didn't think much of it when my older son took the book to school and read it during reading time (although he was supposed to read books from the class.) I didn't think much of when after school he kept coming over to show me really funny passages which he would read and re-read aloud while laughing. After all, this was normal behavior. I even peeked at the text and admitted to myself, "this book has a great narrative voice."
I got a little suspicious when at bedtime I noticed my younger one had stolen the book from my older one and had started to read it. But I was distracted saying "lights out, time for bed." I thought that was that.
An hour later I went to check on my sleeping angels and found the little one with the light on still reading. Keeping up his brother. A common practice. No big deal. Nothing to get alarmed about. He told me to leave the room and he would stop when he finished the page. He didn't. So I turned out the light and marked the page for him. Then for good measure I confiscated all flashlights and taplights and assumed that was the end of it.
Three hours later the younger one came into the living room with a big grin on his face. He said, "I can't sleep." I asked him why. He shrugged. His face gave him away. I asked him if he was reading. He said proudly, "I finished the book, all 217 pages."
I nodded and sent him back to bed. Then I put the book on the pile to join other great reads that, over the past few years, KEPT MY KIDS UP WAY WAY PAST BEDTIME. You know, like "The Spiderwick Chronicles." Or anything with "Naruto."
Fast forward to the next morning when I now must deal with the consequences.
So Mr. Kinney I thank you for giving me two very very overtired and cranky kids.
Although we have already done our weekly Barnes & Noble visit, and a spree at the school book fair there is only one solution to get rid of the grumps. Now excuse me but I'm off to Barnes & Nobel AGAIN to buy the follow-up "Diary of a Wimpy Kid:Rodrick Rules."
P.S. I know you have a third "Diary" coming out in 2009. If you have any sympathy for mothers across the world you would sit down and write a fourth book. Now. No pressure or anything. We're waiting.
Thanks!